North Korea, Best Korea!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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