I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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