its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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