i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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