Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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