I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm getting married
To pizza
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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