I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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