What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have demons in me.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize