You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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