Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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