We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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