Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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