we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Randomize
