i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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