I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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