Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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