i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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