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(305): View more from Florida

Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.

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again?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.

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i'm never eating chinese again.

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(510): View more from California

You did a strip tease for the toilet.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies

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(310): View more from California

If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful

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