uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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