What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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