Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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