I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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