Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
the raccoons are back...
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