seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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