I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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