how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
