Don't you send me to vm
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Boobs speak an international language.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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