I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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