She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize