i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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