The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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