yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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