I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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