well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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