i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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