in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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