Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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