either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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