Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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