I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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