I think I am morally bankrupt
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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