i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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