who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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