He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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