At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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