I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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