The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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