my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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