There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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