Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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