what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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