im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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