i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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