"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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