You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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