So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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