I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize