Porn is love you can see.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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